I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. –Patrick Murray.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.–
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.–Woody Allen.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday
is to forget it once–Unknown
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. –Melanie Clark
A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking. –Malcolm de Chazal
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”–Freud
Note: I would like to acknowledge justslimming.com,mlive.com,and familylawwebguide.com.au for the pictures used in this post.