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Funny Love Quotes 1
There are two things no man will admit he can’t do well; drive and make love. –Stirling Mos Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the
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Funny Love Quotes 2
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. –Patrick Murray. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman
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Funny Love Quotes 3
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.– Rita Rudner The music business was not safe, but it was FUN.
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Funny Love Quotes 4
When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you. And she never did.– James Fineous McBride Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a
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Funny Love Quotes 5
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.– Albert Einstein You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.–
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Funny Love Quotes 6
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.–Agatha Christie The last time I was inside a woman was
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Funny Love Quotes 7
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.– Adrienne Gusoff Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love
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Funny Love Quotes 8
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.–Hoosier Farmer A man is already halfway in
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Funny Love Quotes 9
Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!–Ancient Proverbs Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. –Erma Bombeck A man is incomplete until
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